We first see him as a rough looking prisoner (above) but he soon turns into a dapper local businessman in THIS HIDEOUS WIG: The most horrible wig atrocities are committed on the head of song and dance wolverine, Hugh Jackman. Will horrors never end? Truly, life is les miserable in and out and around this movie. And yet….this movie WON AN OSCAR FOR HAIRSTYLING AND MAKEUP. So here’s the thing: Hathaways aside, this movie is awful and the wigs are awful in it. Someone had to.Īaaanyway, onto the wigs! For those of you who think that my judgment of this film might be clouded by the above opinions: know that Rat Nest Hathaway doesn’t actually wear a wig in this movie so this is the last you’ll hear about her. So basically what I’m saying is that Anne Hathaway is the human equivalent of a rusty-sided rat nest. And I could go see concerts there but I refuse! I can’t bring myself to recognize that this awful place exists, just as I can’t recognize Anne Hathaway as an Oscar winner. It now exists and is a hideous rusty-facaded structure that unearthed millions of rats living beneath it which now run rampant in the neighboring streets. The only thing I can possibly compare my feelings on this to is the existence of The Barclay’s Center.įor those non-NYers reading, this is a Brooklyn based basketball/music venue that local citizens (including me) desperately wanted to not be built, not only because it would change the character of the neighborhood but because the promises made by officials to get it built were boldfaced lies.
But it soon became an inevitability that she would win ( and she did…ugh). Not just because the star of The Princess Diaries would be an Oscar winner but because I knew…I JUST KNEW she was awful in in this ( she was). In the weeks and days and months leading up to this film’s release, everyone was all “ANNE HATHAWAY IS GOING TO WIN AN OSCAR!” and it made me die a little inside. This is because of my rabid, unflinching hatred of public enemy #1: Anne Hathaway. Before I even get into the wigs, I must confess that before I even saw it (in the theater!) I was ready to hate it.